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Aubrey Plaza interview.

Post  Banjo on 2015-03-24, 16:36

She never disappoints...... roflmao

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20Q: Aubrey Plaza

By David Rensin Photography by Peter Yang March 24, 2015
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20Q: Aubrey Plaza: Peter Yang


Q1
When you began filming the final season of Parks and Recreation, your TV husband, Chris Pratt (who plays Andy), had in real life just anchored last yearís biggest movie, Guardians of the Galaxy. How did success go to the head of one of the nicest guys around?
He forgot my name, which is the weirdest thing about the whole situation. I guess when youíre the star of a Marvel movie and super, super famous and youíre flown all over the world, you meet so many people that your ability to pay attention is gone. So yeah, he forgot my name. I mean my real name, not my character April on the show. I had to keep reminding him, and heíd say, ďOh right. Right, right.Ē But I donít fault him, because being a movie star is hard. They say that movie stars meet 60 times more people than the average person, so of course your brain gets cloudy. I donít hold that against him. I think heís great. [laughs]
None of that is true, by the way. You told me it would be okay to lie. Chris did not forget my name. Heís the kindest, most amazing person ever, and he didnít change a bit except that his fucking body is ripped beyond belief. Heís the same old lovable golden retriever of a man I had to hug and touch and kiss a lotóbecause itís my job. I just tried to make the best of it.

Q2
Hereís a question from one of your Parks and Recreation cast mates. ďWhen one examines your talent, beauty and humor, not to mention your excellent many teeth, it is quite apparent that you have entered into a bargain with Lucifer. What services did the Dark Father require of you in exchange for your winning glamours?Ē
Thatís like a backhanded compliment. Youíre not going to tell me who? Oh wait, I know. This is from Satan himself, the Dark Lord, Nick Offerman. We have an evil connection. Itís a very good question. The Dark Father required many things of me: the blood of a thousand infants, the teeth of a thousand corpses. I have it all written down on my iPad.

Q3
Does Nick require that you be as fearless as he is when it comes to getting or playing a part?
Do you mean having sex with people to get a part? Weíre similar in that way too. He taught me that. He was one of the first people out here who told me you have to have sex with the most people you can, especially the ones who make decisions, and I said okay. You donít even have to confine it to business. Use sex to get whatever youíre trying to get.

Q4
Youíre TVís modern queen of the deadpan look. Do you have a favorite?
A dead-eyes stare. No eyebrow movement, no facial creases at all; you just stare right into someoneís soulóthe Botox deadpan.

Q5
Youíre named after a song by Bread. When you think of bread, what kind comes to mind?
Just a straight-up bag of Wonder Bread. I would never buy that now, but I grew up on it, and SpaghettiOs and hot dogs and stuff like that.

Q6
You went to an all-girls Catholic high school. Defend single-sex education.
I loved it. I would send my kid to an all-girls school. Some people say itís no good, that itís not the real world and girls wonít learn how to interact normally. I disagree. At that age it was helpful to eliminate the distraction of guys in school. I like uniforms. I didnít have to think about dressing myself or how I looked. I just focused on the important stuff. It made me more confident in the classroom.

Q7
Is show business conducive to long-term love relationships?
Oh God, I donít think so, not from what I can see, and I look very hard for it. Iím curious about that. Whenever I meet a married couple who are in the business, I always ask them a million questions to figure out whatís really going on, because I donít know how thatís going to work out. For a successful actor there are lots of choices and temptations. Weíre all just human. Actors are like con artists. We want to make a memorable impression. Amy Poehler once gave me good advice. She said when someone is charming, itís an action. Charm is a verb, not a quality.

Q8
Youíve said that you admire Charlie Sheen and Bill Murray because theyíre unapologetic about who they are. Do you aspire to be part of that tradition? Famous people get lots of stuff projected on them and feel constantly judged. It can take a toll. Charlie and Bill, both of whom Iíve worked with, donít seem affected by fame or status. They are who they are. I donít even aspire to fame. I just want to work and not let anything else affect me. But Iím only human, so sometimes I care too muchóor too littleóabout what others think.

Q9
We read that you wanted to play Dr. Bruce ďthe HulkĒ Bannerís cousin, superhero She-Hulk. Given all the garment rending, describe her wardrobe options.
I donít know if I was sober when I said that, but I would like that part. Give it to me. It would be fun to play a sexy scientist who gets really angry and can then do anything she wants. I would like to be wearing a sexy business-casual outfit that rips when I get big and then Iím wearingóI donít know, maybe a sports bra and some boy shorts? Something sporty so I can run around and frack shoot up. Or maybe a slip, some kind of undergarments but keeping it classy.
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Q10
Is it true you once kissed Patrick Stewart on the mouth?
Yes. He was at the American Comedy Awards. Amy Poehler and I were sitting at the table, and we knew we were going to win for best comedy series, but we were the only people there from our cast. We had to go on stage alone and didnít have a bitówhich we realized once the awards were being given out everyone else had. So Amy and I were drinking and trying to figure out what to do, and she came up with the idea to ask a bunch of random people to stand up and go on stage with us and pretend they were in our cast. Patrick was one. He was a really good sport. They called our names, and Amy and I stood up. He stood up. We kissed him on the mouth, held hands and ran up on stage. Amy made a big speech about how Patrick was a writer for our show and they were bumping him up to cast member because heíd been so good. He totally played along and was awesome.

Q11
When you read mean tweets about yourself, is it no big deal or is it painful?
I have read tweets in the past, but Iíve stopped. It bothered me. Twitter is evil. Itís a place for people to bully and be mean to others. I think it would bother anyone.

Q12
Okay, but youíre on Twitter.
Yeah, but not to read about myself. Iíve created a Twitter persona, @evilhag. Thatís also how I do talk shows. Itís a version of me but not really me. Itís a character. Sometimes Iíll do a sincere thing, but mostly itís just a waste of my life and my brain energy, so Iím getting off it. Okay? Iím going to get off it right now. I canít do it anymore. [pauses, looks at her iPhone] But I have so many followers. No, it just feels like drugs. But the more followers you get, youíre like, Oh shoot, people like me. It feels good. [pauses] I guess Iím not going to quit.

Q13
You once told Conan OíBrien a story about stealing a paper from the desk of Vice President Joe Biden when he gave you a tour of the White House. How surprised are you that you didnít choose a life of crime?
Very. If I werenít an actor, maybe Iíd be a criminal. I would love to rob a bank. You know, just stickiní it to the man. The rush of the heist. In fact, I might do itóbut in an old-timey kind of way, like Bonnie and Clyde. Banks today are probably too hard to rob because theyíre all futuristic. But I would be the cool robber. I would have a side conversation with the person Iím robbing: ďIím cool. Iím not going to hurt you.Ē I would develop a relationship with them and make them emotionally invested in me. Then I would rob them again.

Q14
Whatís your theory of career management?
Donít trust anyone. Have no loyalty to anyone, no matter who they are. Never do anything for money. Honestly, I just try to make good choices. The most important thing is to focus on the actual art and the work and try to block out all the noise when youíre making a decision. I have moments of weakness when I see dollar signs and try to convince myself a certain role could be a good thing for me but I know deep down that it isnít. You have to follow your gut. You canít be distracted by competition and comparing yourself to others.

Q15
Showers or baths?
I like to take a bath every day or I feel weird. I like to put some stuff in the water and make a little potion, then zone out. Sometimes I take a shower before I get in, but mostly I just sit there by myself and think about all my regrets and the bad choices Iíve made.

Q16
Many of the Parks and Recreation cast have written books: Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Aziz Ansari, Rob Lowe. Are you feeling the pressure?
Well, I am writing a bookóof poetry. So everyone can go frack themselves, because my book will be better than all of their books. I have a title: The Worst Book of Poetry Youíve Ever Read. Iím not Rob Lowe. I donít have a lifetime of interesting things to say. But if I take Nickís advice and sleep around, maybe I should start making lists.

Q17
Youíre half Puerto Rican. When does that part of you come out to play?
Generally around 6:30 P.M. Before that Iím more Irish. My Puerto Rican side likes the flavor coconut. It likes to party and cook and be late for things. Except for today; I was early for our interview.

Q18
Who of your comedic peers would you follow around all day if you could?
Garry Shandling. Anything that comes out of his mouth is funny. Fred Armisen too. Iíve been obsessed with people before. Iíve never stalked anyone, but Iím not afraid of that.

Q19
You appeared on the recently renewed NBC sitcom called Welcome to Sweden. The main character, Amy Poehlerís brother Greg, goes to Sweden for love. What would you do for love?
How do you know this? I basically did that exact thing in my real life. I went to Sweden to find real love, which is why I know how to speak Swedish. When I was in high school I dated a Swedish exchange student, Johan. When youíre 16 and in love you think itís the real deal. I was totally obsessed. I started to learn Swedish. I thought I was going to live in Sweden and have Swedish babies. We dated the whole time he was in America, and then he went back to Sweden when the program was over. Technically we never broke up, but over time we lost touch. Mentally, I always went back to him after failed relationships. Iíd think, Well, technically Johan and I are still together, because we never really broke up. It was this weird thing in my head.

Ten years later, after a breakup, I thought about him again, and it struck me that there could be a really great movie about a girl who dated a Swedish exchange student and goes to Sweden 10 years later to find him. Iíd write it. Then I thought, Maybe I should actually do it and write it while Iím doing it. I booked a ticket to Sweden, looked him up online and e-mailed him. He was living in a town called Gothenburg. I totally lied to him and told him it was a work trip. He said, ďGreat, Iíd love to see you. Iíll pick you up for dinner.Ē I flew over, rested up, got ready and went downstairs to meet him. He was there with a woman. ďThis is my girlfriend who I live with,Ē he said. ďOh,Ē I said. ďCool! Great!Ē The three of us went out to dinner, and it was the worst drunken dinner ever.

Q20
Last summer you were in the film About Alex, which has been described as a quarter-life-crisis version of The Big Chill. Youíre 30 now. What was your quarter-life crisis, and how did you get through it?
My quarter-life crisis is probably happening right this moment. Filming the final season of my show has ended. I have no idea what Iím going to do now. Do I want to live in California or New York or Europe or in the woods? Do I want a baby now or wait until Iím 40? Itís said that every seven years your cells regenerate and you become a new person, so itís kind of fitting that Parks and Recreation is a seven-year show, because in so many ways Iím an entirely different person now than when I started. Now Iím totally beaten down by the system, man. Then, I was just a wide-eyed weird New York comedian. Now Iím a jaded L.A. douchebag. [laughs] Now is the first time Iíll have a totally clean slate in terms of my schedule. The world is my oyster and I have no idea about anything except that Iím going to go big. I want some shoot to happen!

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